did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine
can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’
I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing
Or perhaps in Slytherin. You’ll make your real friends, those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.”
Clint Barton & Natasha Romanoff - two master assassins…
This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’
did humans invent math or did we discover it
does math even exist
i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous
do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
a growing problem.
A very slowly growing problem.
This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it