when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
mark ruffalo + environmental awareness
i should not be laughing this hard
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
This is beautiful
i don’t like your clothes take them off
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.